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"Development of hydro-power in the desert of North Africa awaits only the introduction of water..."- Peaceful uses of nuclear explosives, Nuclear News, Vol. 11, No. 3, Page 29 ( March, 1968).

"One 4 January 1971 Mr. F. J. P. Kellor shot with a .308 rifle an adult broadbilled swordfish Xiphias gladius Linnaeus, in Wairangi Bay....On examination, the swordfish showed no external signs of injury," - B. F. Webb, New Zealand Journal of Marine and Freshwater Res. 6:206 (1972).

"The primary purpose of the Data statement is to give names constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable Pi can be given that value with a Data statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change." - from a manual on FORTRAN for Xerox computers (found through Mini-AIR)

"Happy thoughs are like alcohol. They don't really do any good, they just make you feel better." - Tyler Heibeck

"I remember when the sex was dirty and the air was clean" - George Burns

Steve Jobs on Bill Gates: "I wish him the best, I really do. I just think he and Microsoft are a bit narrow. He'd be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger".

"You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also." -- James Joyce, in a letter to his beloved wife.

"You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write FUCK YOU right under your nose.

"--J. D. Salinger, American Novelist

"Life is nature's way of perserving meat.%quot; - The Doctor (9th Generation, Dr. Who)

Last updated: 07/26/04